The Hockey Drinking Game

Game Type: Television-movie - T

Supplies:

• A Hockey game on TV
• lots of ants

Instructions

Get a bunch of your friends together and turn on ESPN 2, most nights during the week they'll be airing a hockey game. Make sure everyone's got a beer, and here's what you do.

You have to FINISH your drink when:

• a goal is scored
• the period ends
• there's a fight in which 3 or more players lose a piece of equipment
• a piece of glass gets shattered You only have to take a drink for these next rules, but there's a lot of them so do be ready. Yell out the "name" of the rule, if there is one (my friends and I all have our own rule) and drink for as long as you like.
• the matt-ass rule; when you get a big shot of the goalies ass from the goal-cam
• the jim rule; whenever an official gets hit and hopefully knocked over
• the tara rule; whenever you see blood
• the alyssa rule; whenever they interview a player with a thick canadien accent, and he says either "abooot," or "eh."
• for any whistle, penalty, or stoppage of play (icing, offsides, etc)
• any nice play, deek, save, or check
• for every beer comercial aired during a stoppage of play

As always, extra-curricular activities are encouraged, so feel free to drink as often as you like. Try to have plenty of brews on hand, as you never know when you'll be watching a high-scoring game. Enjoy!

Credit

Matt Tynan