Star Wars, the full version Drinking Game (Television-movie)

Star Wars, the full version

Game Type: Television-movie - S

Supplies:

Copy of the movie " Star Wars "
lots of ants
People

Instructions

DRINK WHEN:

1. Someone has a bad feeling about this.
2. It's their only hope.
3. An entire planet is described as having one climate.
4. Somebody gets choked.
5. A woman other than Leia is on screen.
6. An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts)
7. Somebody's hand gets cut off.
8. A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.
9. There is a tremor in the Force.
10. It's not someone's fault.
11. One or more heros are almost eaten by a Thing.
12. A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks.
13. Someone exclaims "NO!".
14. Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea.
15. Twice if it is not Han.
16. Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies. (It counts if they change at the end.)
17. Someone is mind-controlled using the Force.
18. People kiss.
19. A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black.
20. Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, onl y the first person on screen counts)
21. Three times if someone in between wears grey.
22. Everytime you find yourself talking to the people on screen.
23. An elaborately made up alien has no lines.
24. Someone or something tries to get money from Han.
25. Some ship crashes into something after being hit.
26. Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber.)
27. An Ewok dies, and the camera longer than it did when the Death Star exploded , killing billions of people. (14 seconds, count 'em.)
28. It is Luke's destiny.
29. Luke whines.
30. Luke discovers a long lost relative.
31. Luke fights monsters or savages.
32. Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.
33. Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.
34. Luke is upside down.
35. Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time.
36. Twice if they speak to each other.
37. Luke's parentage is foreshadowed.
38. Luke refuses to take someone's advice.
39. Luke yells "Artooooo!".
40. Leia insults somebody.
41. Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands.
42. Twice if it covers her neck.
43. Three times if she is almost totally nude.
44. Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.
45. Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("…only imperial stormtroopers are so prec ise.")
46. Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.
47. Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.
48. Something doesn't work on the Falcon.
49. Twice if it is the hyper-drive.
50. Yoda uses bad grammar.
51. Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.
52. R2-D2 gets thrashed.
53. R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket, and his head spins around.
54. C3P0 loses a body part. (take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.)
55. A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white.
56. Twice if they are non-human (co-pilots count)
57. A Rebel pilot says "nice shot…"
58. A Rebel pilot says "I've been hit…"
59. Tarkin brags about the Death Star.
60. The Emperor cackles evilly.
61. The Emperor has foreseen something.
62. Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them.
63. Twice if he tries to kill them.
64. Boba Fett talks.
65. Storm Troopers shoot everywhere but where they are aiming.
66. Storm Trooper armor proves useless.
67. Any Imperial ship is destroyed.
68. A TIE Fighter explodes for no reason.
69. The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter what you've bee n drinking, you will remember this image. The last person to give up drinking on cue is the winner. Of course, ties are possible.
70. If at some point you find that no one can successfully operate the VCR anymo re, the game may as well be abandoned.

Credit

Bob The Man