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Star Wars, the full version

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Star Wars, the full version

Game Type: Television-movie - S

Supplies:

  • Copy of the movie " Star Wars "
  • lots of ants
  • People

Instructions

DRINK WHEN:

  • 1. Someone has a bad feeling about this.
  • 2. It's their only hope.
  • 3. An entire planet is described as having one climate.
  • 4. Somebody gets choked.
  • 5. A woman other than Leia is on screen.
  • 6. An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts)
  • 7. Somebody's hand gets cut off.
  • 8. A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.
  • 9. There is a tremor in the Force.
  • 10. It's not someone's fault.
  • 11. One or more heros are almost eaten by a Thing.
  • 12. A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks.
  • 13. Someone exclaims "NO!".
  • 14. Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea.
  • 15. Twice if it is not Han.
  • 16. Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies. (It counts if they change at the end.)
  • 17. Someone is mind-controlled using the Force.
  • 18. People kiss.
  • 19. A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black.
  • 20. Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, onl y the first person on screen counts)
  • 21. Three times if someone in between wears grey.
  • 22. Everytime you find yourself talking to the people on screen.
  • 23. An elaborately made up alien has no lines.
  • 24. Someone or something tries to get money from Han.
  • 25. Some ship crashes into something after being hit.
  • 26. Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber.)
  • 27. An Ewok dies, and the camera longer than it did when the Death Star exploded , killing billions of people. (14 seconds, count 'em.)
  • 28. It is Luke's destiny.
  • 29. Luke whines.
  • 30. Luke discovers a long lost relative.
  • 31. Luke fights monsters or savages.
  • 32. Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.
  • 33. Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.
  • 34. Luke is upside down.
  • 35. Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time.
  • 36. Twice if they speak to each other.
  • 37. Luke's parentage is foreshadowed.
  • 38. Luke refuses to take someone's advice.
  • 39. Luke yells "Artooooo!".
  • 40. Leia insults somebody.
  • 41. Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands.
  • 42. Twice if it covers her neck.
  • 43. Three times if she is almost totally nude.
  • 44. Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.
  • 45. Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("…only imperial stormtroopers are so prec ise.")
  • 46. Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.
  • 47. Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.
  • 48. Something doesn't work on the Falcon.
  • 49. Twice if it is the hyper-drive.
  • 50. Yoda uses bad grammar.
  • 51. Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.
  • 52. R2-D2 gets thrashed.
  • 53. R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket, and his head spins around.
  • 54. C3P0 loses a body part. (take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.)
  • 55. A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white.
  • 56. Twice if they are non-human (co-pilots count)
  • 57. A Rebel pilot says "nice shot…"
  • 58. A Rebel pilot says "I've been hit…"
  • 59. Tarkin brags about the Death Star.
  • 60. The Emperor cackles evilly.
  • 61. The Emperor has foreseen something.
  • 62. Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them.
  • 63. Twice if he tries to kill them.
  • 64. Boba Fett talks.
  • 65. Storm Troopers shoot everywhere but where they are aiming.
  • 66. Storm Trooper armor proves useless.
  • 67. Any Imperial ship is destroyed.
  • 68. A TIE Fighter explodes for no reason.
  • 69. The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter what you've bee n drinking, you will remember this image. The last person to give up drinking on cue is the winner. Of course, ties are possible.
  • 70. If at some point you find that no one can successfully operate the VCR anymo re, the game may as well be abandoned.

Credit

Bob The Man

 
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