26 oz. Smirnoff Vodka (Preferably Smirnoff Black Label Vodka) - (more)
Soda (Preferably from a Seven-Eleven soda fountain) - (more)
Pour the vodka in a one gallon jug, then run to the Seven-Eleven down the street and fill it with a mix of whatever soda they have on tap. Put the lid on the jug and shake well. Serve chilled and over ice into punch cups.