4 cup(s) Fruit Punch - (more)
2 oz. Kahlua - (more)
2 oz. Lime Juice - (more)
1 splash(es) Mountain Dew - (more)
1/5 gallon(s) Tequila - (more)
1/5 gallon(s) Vodka - (more)
Mix all into a large container. Stir until all the sugar dissolves and store in a dark cool place for seven days. Serve with Mountain Dew in bottom half of glass. Works best if served out of clean toilet bowl.
Guido Squiglioni