Drank

Pour rum, vodka and Parrot Bay into a pitcher. Stir with a wooden spoon then add Mountain Dew and orange juice. Throw in a hint (not pinch not punch) of Corona Extra. While no one is looking drop a dash or whatever your taste buds require of lime juice into your concoction. Stir until you no longer feel stirring is necessary. Drink directly from pitcher or if you must, use plastic cups.